I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.
how do you set your eyebrow on fire
I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes
"The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips."
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it
Wishing you a Happy Easter!
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing
Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.
tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
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Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
"WHY CAN’T I JUST BE STRAIGHT IN A GAY CLUB AND NOT GET HIT ON FOR ONCE???!?!!!" the struggle apparently